168~quote

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby

165~QUOTE

Happiness is not the absence of problems,
but the willingness to deal with them joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

161~another quote...

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller

154~ quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Helen Keller

97~ Ellen Quote...

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.


Ellen DeGeneres

48~ quote

"The world has enough for everyones need, but not enough for everyones greed" ~Mahatma Gandhi

4~Quote

"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded." Tim Allen